she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i've created a new STD.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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