so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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