She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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