I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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