$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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