why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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