She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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