don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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