Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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