there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Damn victory sex feels great
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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