absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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