i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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