I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
