If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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