It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i just google imaged poop.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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