I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
A bitchslap is in order.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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