Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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