i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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