I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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