You made me cry and you don't even care
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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