Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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