All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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