Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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