i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The adults are the big ones right?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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