: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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