he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have post one night stand depression
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