On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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