I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
