The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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