can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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