these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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