Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
