Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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