yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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