This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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