Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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