I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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