i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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