There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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