One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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