Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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