Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
do nipples grow back?
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