Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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