I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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