Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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