They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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