Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm really busy with my period
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