fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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