Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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