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I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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