doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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