i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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