he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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